If you do a search on Google for “erik maldre”, those blasted links show up as #4 and #8. Laura and Matt destroyed me. I must regain my honor. Oh… backstepping… Years ago, Laura, Matt, and I placed a bet on who could sell the most art on ebay in a one year period. Laura sold over $150. Matt sold about $40. I actually wound up losing $1.20 because no one bought the two pieces I put on ebay. The buck twenty was the cost for posting those two auctions on ebay.
Matt and I have decided to begin ebay bet II today! Official rules of the EBAY BET ASSOCIATION OF ILLINOIS WESLEYAN ART GRADUATES states that a majority vote is required to initiate the ebay bet.
Matt and Laura won’t know what hit them. I will pummel them with great force. A force so forceful that they will be forced to forcefully laminate in defeat.