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i am hungry

Many times I feel hunger while sitting at my desk at work. Often I have granola bars to help satisfy that hunger. Some days I have no food to fulfill my hunger. It is then that I often wish that plastic was edible. I have a plastic wildebeest standing on my desk that’s looking awfully tasty right now.

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I bring pop-tarts to work and eat them to curb my hunger. I prefer the frosted brown sugar and cinnamon variety, but the frosted strawberry ones are good too.

If that doesn’t work, there’s always a supply of candy here at the office. The receptionist always has a full candy dish and the tellers always have suckers to give to little kids.

Mark R
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Mark R

Yes I toast them in the breakroom. It makes a nice smell for my fellow employees when they go in there.

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Mark R

What part of the plastic wildebeast would you eat first though. The head, the legs, the hind quarters?

Matt Maldre
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if this was made of chocolate, the head would be the first to go.