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more reasons why i don’t like the white sox [#5]

5. NO ICE CREAM MALT SMOOTHIES

For years, Sox fans have been bragging about how their food selection is far superior to Wrigely’s. First off, I don’t want to go to a ball game and eat some crazy food. And I’m not a picky eater. I like to try different foods. I eat sushi. I’ll try different ethnic foods. But I don’t want to do any of that at a ball game. The menu at a ball game should remain classic. Stuff like hot dogs, nachos, hot pretzels, cracker jack, peanuts, and chocolate smoothie ice cream. I don’t need a wide range of options. So fooie on all you Sox fans thinking it’s great you have such self-acclaimed selection.

I say “self-accaimed selection” because the selection isn’t really that great. It goes back to the fireworks theory. If you’re going to do something at a ballpark that you don’t need, then you better make it really good. The fireworks were pathetic and the food selection wasn’t top notch. They didn’t even have ice cream malt smoothies! I walked all along the wide-shopping-mall lanes of The Cell and couldn’t find my ice cream malt smoothie. Such an injustice to the game.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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Tom Saaristo
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Uh, pardon me, but I come here everyday and haven’t seen these “daily” posts until today! How did you do dat?!
Sox Park stinks for all the reasons you’ve cited and more! I love this tirade!

Laura K.
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Laura K.

i’ve HEARD that there are vegetarian options there. is this true?

Matt Maldre
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ha! Tom called you out for pastposting. You are a pastposter! haha. I do the same thing though. Well, I guess your post every day streak is now continued. How many days is it now? And back to food. If the sox offered ice cream malts with plastic spoons, that would just rock. Wrigley offers those icky wooden spoons that just make me feel so funky when you eat off it. Who uses wooden spoons to eat with? Are we in the middle ages? I’m gonna start bringing a nice metal spoon in my pocket to the Cubs games. But… Read more »

Tom Saaristo
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Mmmmmm! Nachos!